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Dainty Bust?

*snicker* I just signed up to vote for the 2008 Blogger’s Choice Awards and my captcha words were  "DAINTY BUST" – they SO don’t know me!

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Sunday smilz

Coz I know how much 

LUVS LOLcats! Couldn’t resist reposting this…

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Funny luddite husbands…

I have to share this. My husband had a work mate stay over last night, who is quite technologically competent, so last night they were browsing around his friend’s Facebook, and discussing social networks etc. I rarely talk about such things with hubby, because he’s not all that interested – until it’s relevant to him!

We got up this morning and were pootling around making brekkie and all that, and he says, “Is your friend so-and-so on My Face?”

ROTFLMAO!!

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*giggles*

Appropriate I thought:

After Christmas
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‘Twas the week after Christmas, and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I’d taste
At the holiday parties had gone to my waist.

When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).

I’d remember the marvelous meals I’d prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,

The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I’d never said, ‘No thank you, please.’

As I dressed myself in my husband’s old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt

I said to myself, as I only can
‘You can’t spend a winter disguised as a man!’

So away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip

Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
‘Till all the additional ounces have vanished.

I won’t have a cookie – not even a lick.
I’ll want only to chew on a long celery stick.

I won’t have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
I’ll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.

I’m hungry, I’m lonesome, and life is a bore
But isn’t that what January is for?

Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!

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The funnest thing I’ve read for yonks!

First go here

Then take a visit here

And finally end up here – and bookmark it!

I only have two kids but I so TOTALLY understand this!  Plus its an excellent example of where creative blogging can take you.

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